Where was I ?

Hello guys, so here I am ! After a very long hiatus, (of almost 14 months). Man, that’s a very long break! But hang on, (let me try to recollect), where was I all this while ?

If I was out on a vacation for more than a year, then gosh, I am such a sick professional !

If I had taken a “long break”, wait… when did I ever prove to be in such an awesome & “breakworthy” form ?

So the question still looms, “where was I ?“

A few “Geek” friends of mine would say I was toying with a workstation on the outskirts of Bangalore! A few “Nerd” friends of mine would say that I was busy with the “project” ! Or a few “morons” would make-up something like “he was busy with books”! Eek !!! If you belong to any of these 3 categories, then give me a hi-5 ! (Coz, you belong to the categories i know !) But if you are the non-geeky, non-moronic, normal kind of person, then you’d have probably guessed that I was “lost in my own world” ! ( As a matter of fact, you are actually starting a new category, ”Dumbo” ! How can I get “lost” in “my own world”? )

For the record, all are wrong ! But speaking candidly, all are right ! (confused? So am I !)

Of late, I have been very busy in America. Yup, I’ve been constantly touring, barring the Sundays (weekend prices are high! ). It all started with this gorgeous lady – Kate Beckett ! A detective at NYPD, she has amazing looks, trust me! Well, isn’t this weird ? I mean if such beautiful women were to become cops & detectives, how much more enchanting would these crime mysteries be ! Moreover, who would ask for FTV? All we need would be more copTVs ! Trick the people around you to be watching a crime mystery, when you are actually gazing at … !!!

Well , there I was, chasing Beckett chasing murderers all across New York city. Of course to give company was the clever & amusing Mr. Richard Castle ! It was so much fun to be “castled by castle” ! And this was probably the only place on earth where there is “romance over blood” unlike the typical gore and/or vengeance ! Power of beauty, huh ?

Well, Well, during my frequent visits to NYC, there was also a man who impressed me greatly! (Oh! gosh, now before your crooked minds delve into their own worlds of fantasy, I’ll delve into my explanation!) It was Mr. Westen, Michael Westen. People call him the James Bond of TV ! Poor fellow was burned, dumped in Miami with no money & no credible identity. To add to his “burns”, there would be atleast 2 FBI agents tailing him wherever he goes. An annoying mom, a trigger happy ex-gf (also a freelance spy) & a friend who is also an informant to the FBI about his whereabouts! Now that makes a screwed up life. Well, not exactly! This shrewd, burned spy knows espionage better than most others in the business. With this introduction by 2 prospective NRI friends of mine, (as of now they are still RIs!) I couldn’t wait to meet this James Bond of small screen. But along with this came some burns & bruises as take away gifts! Awesome action! Ingenious, innovative, best-in-business, he is a “true” superhero ( without the fancy costumes or any sort of superpower, that’s why the “the”). So all in all, a pretty hectic schedule it has been, chasing a gorgeous detective & a super-spy. It was so much excitement.

Amidst all this, during the week-“days” & some off-days too, I was mostly caught up with Mr.Bozo & MT! (People who don’t know about Bozo, kindly check out satirendsarcasm ). Filling countless forms, AABAACDCCCCCCCCCCCC….

Phew, I was way too busy, I guess !!!